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    "oh Noes!!1ones!!1 Don't Kill The Birds!

    http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news?slu...ters&type=lgns

    LONDON, June 24 (Reuters) - Wimbledon came under fire from animal activists on Tuesday for using marksmen to shoot down dive-bombing pigeons.

    The tournament employs two hawks to scare away pigeons who had become a pest swooping down on Centre Court and distracting players in the middle of tense matches.

    But the hawks failed to keep the pigeons away from the players’ lawn and the open-air media restaurant so marksmen were called in.

    “The hawks are our first line of deterrent, and by and large they do the job,” Wimbledon spokesman Johnny Perkins said.

    “But unfortunately there were one or two areas where the hawks didn’t deter the pigeons, so it was deemed necessary to take a harder approach,” he explained.

    The marksmen were summoned by Wimbledon as pigeon droppings on the restaurant tables were thought to be a health hazard.

    The decision to call in the marksmen was condemned as “cruel and illegal behaviour” by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) which complained to the tournament organisers and the police.

    “Since the use of marksmen to kill pigeons appears to have been carried out as a first, rather than a last resort, and not out of a concern for public health, but rather because the animals were deemed inconvenient by players, you appear to be in clear violation of the law,” PETA vice-president Bruce Friedrich said.

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    Haha. Fuck tennis. I hope they shit everywhere.

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    Fuck PETA. I'm eating squab tonite.

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    PETA

    It must be nice to have so much time on your hands to devote all your time worrying about animals

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffalofan19 View Post
    devote all your time worrying about animals
    It's times like these I wish the "groan" option existed here at TBS.

    loves animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurosides View Post
    It's times like these I wish the "groan" option existed here at TBS.

    loves animals.
    It's a fucking flying rat. Shoot them all.

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    For once, I agree with PETA. This seems excessive.
    Does this look infected?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurosides View Post
    It's times like these I wish the "groan" option existed here at TBS.

    loves animals.
    You're missing my point. I don't condone cruelty to animals, but if we, in this country spent half our efforts caring about human life the way these wackos do about animals, this country would be a lot better off.

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