Your least favorite athletes

[calr]

MLB: Jonathan Papelbon. You're a fucking loser. Next time you try dancing a jig in your underwear, do it on the Jersey Turnpike during rush hour.

NHL: Daniel Alfredsson. Congrats on that ECF-winning goal v. Buffalo two Mays ago; too bad that, aside from that series, you've carried a purse your entire career in clutch situations. Enjoy your championship-less fate, you albino windbag.

NFL: Rodney Harrison. David Tyree owns your cheap-shotting ass, fucko.

NBA: Kobe Bryant. An egomaniac who's never won a championship on his own. For him to be mentioned in the same sentence as Jordan is such an insult to His Airness.

[Toughsy]

I couldn't agree more. Great choices. I'll go different.

MLB-I fucking HATE Jason Varitek and Man Ram, its a tie.
NFL- Tom Brady is a veteran of ass packing faggotry.
NHL-DWI Dany Heatly...nuff said.

[LALALALALALAFONTAINE]

NCAA: Dennis Erickson

NFL: Kevin Jones...hope you enjoyed your last jersey change, motherfucker

NHL: Brett Hull, for obvious fucking reasons

NBA: Allen Iverson, for putting himself above the Sixers

MLB: Bud Selig and Donald Fehr

[Ralph Wiggum]

NBA - Can't disagree with Kobe. Giant bag of douche.

MLB - A-Rod. Arrogant ass, playing for my least favorite team. Maybe he will do well in the playoffs this year.

NHL - Chris Neill. Cheap shot artist extraordinare.

NFL - Mike Vick. Hope you are enjoying your time in federal prison. Hope you have made a new "special friend".

[The Common Man]

MLB- Don't care enough, Bonds i guess
NBA- Spot reserveed for when LeBron leaves CLE
NFL- Brady and Harrison
NHL- Drury

[Uncle Jesse]

MLB - A-Rod. Why doesn't your gay ass show up in the playoffs for once?

NFL - Tony Romo, again, why don't you show up in the playoffs fucking loser.

NHL - Todd Bertuzzi. Scum of all scum.

NBA - JJ Reddick, because hes a faggot. I'll also pick someone who actually plays in the NBA, Eddie Curry, is there a more over paid piece of shit in the NBA? Fittingly hes a Knick.

[eSabre]

MLB - Any Yankee

NFL - Tom Brady

NHL - Darcy Tucker

NBA - Anyone that went to Duke

[LALALALALALAFONTAINE]

So you hate a model citizen like Elton Brand instead of a thug like Latrell Sprewell?

[buffalofan19]

NBA: Rasheed Wallace. Just can't stand the guy.

NHL: Darcy Tucker. To quote a friend of mine: "He's a piece of shit. He might as well have been born in Paris."

MLB: Roger Clemens. I grew up a Jays fan, and hated the way he demanded to leave Toronto. The steroids thing and sleeping with a 16 year old country singer (allegedly) doesn't help his cause either.

NFL: Chad Pennington. He might be the most overrated player ever, and not because of his weak arm either. He's got good mechanics, but he can never bring a team back from behind. Whenever his team is down, he folds and pouts like a little girl.

[slowpokemcgee]

MLB - Bonds
NFL - Pacman
NBA - Artest
NHL - Malkin

[eSabre]

So you hate a model citizen like Elton Brand instead of a thug like Latrell Sprewell?

Sometimes your coach deserves to be choked.

I have tons of respect for Latrell. He's got kids to feed.