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    POST Your Off-season headlines you'd like to see

    Now some one did this at SabresFans ...

    It looks like fun...

    Mar 31, 2008, 7:06am » cp316316- Headlines

    sabres get serious on defense

    Sabres make big trades on D; Max sad to leave Buffalo

    Sabres Stunned; Record number of season ticket cancellations

    Sabres Brass admit error of ways: "We're embaressed" (total fantasy)

    "System" no more, Ruff admits new game plan is needed"


    (Top 4 defenseman's name here) excited to be in Buffalo

    Pominville and Paille sign long-term with Sabres

    State of Georgia to re-open Heatley man-slaughter case; Canadian official: "We will fully cooperate in any needed extradition"


    Here are my headlines
    -NATHAN GERBE WILL JOIN THE SABRES
    - TIM KENNEDY NO PLACE LIKE HOME...
    -CAMPBELL BRINGS HOME THE STANLEY CUP
    - POMINVILLE TO BE A SABRE FOR 12 MORE YEARS
    -SABRES SIGN RYAN MILLER TO EXTENSION
    -SABRES SIGN 4 PAILLE ,GAUSTAD ,BERNIER,MACARTHUR
    -TEPPO NUMMINEN A SABRE
    -SABRES MAKE BLOCKBUSTER TRADE
    -ENROTH TO BACK UP MILLER
    -SABRES PICK MYERS ,TOEWS IN 1ST ROUND





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    Ok Headlines:

    -Sabres Get new AHL affiliate, Gerbe, Enroth, Kennedy signed.

    -Miller, Pominville get long term deals.

    -Sabres announce new third jersey. ( with lacing i hope. )

    -Sabres sign brian rolston

    -Sabres Sign Brooks Orpik

    -Al Kotalik traded

    -Kalinin just quits hockey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashingt View Post
    Ok Headlines:

    -Sabres Get new AHL affiliate, Gerbe, Enroth, Kennedy signed.

    -Miller, Pominville get long term deals.

    -Sabres announce new third jersey. ( with lacing i hope. )

    -Sabres sign brian rolston

    -Sabres Sign Brooks Orpik

    -Al Kotalik traded

    -Kalinin just quits hockey


    Nice did not think of the 3rd jersey one ..brian rolston:smlove2:



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    Kalinin, Afinogenov deported.

    Quinn chokes on pretzel...dies.

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    Kalinin slips on his dildo, breaks leg and arm.
    Pominville signs 13 year deal
    Miller signs 3 year extention
    Kotalik traded
    Sean Avery contracts AIDS from a prostitute, will retire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LISabresFan61 View Post
    Kalinin deported.
    This would be awesome.


    Quote Originally Posted by Smashingt View Post
    Kalinin just quits hockey
    But I'll settle for this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LISabresFan61 View Post
    Kalinin, Afinogenov deported.

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    "Miller, Pominville sign long term extensions"

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    Teppo to return on 1 year deal








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    -Sabres welcome rookie Zach Bogosian to fold

    -Sabres address defense, sign Flyers captain Smith

    -Sabres sign Pominville through 2019, award captaincy

    -Sabres add gritty center Weight for fourth-line role

    -Sabres' Regier signs three-year extension

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    -Sabres manning up, Add Rolston

    -Sabres Address D, Deal Afinogenov/Kotalik

    -Lindy Ruff and Darcy Regier inked through 2011

    -Miller and Pominville inked through 2014

    -Sabres extend Bernier, Gaustad, and Paille to multi-year deals

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffaloDoggyStyle69 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashingt View Post
    Ok Headlines:

    -Sabres Get new AHL affiliate, Gerbe, Enroth, Kennedy signed.

    -Miller, Pominville get long term deals.

    -Sabres announce new third jersey. ( with lacing i hope. )

    -Sabres sign brian rolston

    -Sabres Sign Brooks Orpik

    -Al Kotalik traded

    -Kalinin just quits hockey
    That last one made me laugh, and I'm the only guy that LIKES Kalinin ! Funny stuff.

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    Is it even humanly possible to like Kalinin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick! View Post
    Is it even humanly possible to like Kalinin?
    He's steady and Toni Lydman was way worse, yet I don't see many people calling for HIS head. Was Dmitri worth the # 1 pick ? No way, but I see him as the 6th or 7th defenseman on our team and it wouldn't surprise me to see him signed here next year. At the very least, I'd take Kalinin over Pratt.

    However, with the emergance of Weber and Sekera, and with the hopeful signing of a tough SOB on D (Orpik), I'm not sure if there's room for Kalinin next season. Here's what I think will happen :

    Tallinder Lydman Spacek Orpik Sekera Weber (Teppo as # 7).

    I think they have to keep Sekera and Weber up here because I think their confidence might be shot if they're sent back down. Keep them up here, let them play through the ups and downs, and they'll become GREAT players. Teppo should be signed. He's the steady, calm veteran we so badly missed this past season. Let him play every once in a while - when Lydman fucks up.

    Paetsch, Pratt, and yes, Kalinin - will be gone.

    Ya know, thinking about it now, I really hate the Tallinder/Lydman duo. They're both WEAK AS ALL HELL and other teams KILL them into the boards EVERY game. If we could somehow split them up (or even better, trade Lydman), that'd be OK with me.

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    Pratt was awesome for the Sabres this year, dude.

    In BW time (before Weber), he was the only toughness on the Sabres.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick! View Post
    Pratt was adequate for the Sabres this year, dude.
    Fixed.

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    Sabres trade Tallinder, Lydman and a 3rd for Bouwmeester and a 5th.
    Pominville signs 6 year deal worth 32 mil.
    Miller signs 3 year deal worth 20 mil.
    Paille signs 6 year deal worth 18 mil.
    Bernier signs 5 year deal worth 18 mil.
    J. Smith signs 2 year deal worth 5.75 mil.

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    Pratt did exactly what was asked of him, and that's all I can want from a player.

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