Thread: An apology and Thank you

I guess it's safe to take that other place off my bookmarks, but now where will I go to find a house sitter or some unique savoy house fans?

Reading this thread lessened my sperm count.

Let me know when you're done sucking each other off, 'kay?

Luke 15:11-32

The Parable of the Lost Son

11Jesus continued: "There was a man who had two sons. 12The younger one said to his father, 'Father, give me my share of the estate.' So he divided his property between them.
13"Not long after that, the younger son got together all he had, set off for a distant country and there squandered his wealth in wild living. 14After he had spent everything, there was a severe famine in that whole country, and he began to be in need. 15So he went and hired himself out to a citizen of that country, who sent him to his fields to feed pigs. 16He longed to fill his stomach with the pods that the pigs were eating, but no one gave him anything.

17"When he came to his senses, he said, 'How many of my father's hired men have food to spare, and here I am starving to death! 18I will set out and go back to my father and say to him: Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. 19I am no longer worthy to be called your son; make me like one of your hired men.' 20So he got up and went to his father.
"But while he was still a long way off, his father saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to his son, threw his arms around him and kissed him.

21"The son said to him, 'Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son.[a]'

22"But the father said to his servants, 'Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. 23Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate. 24For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.' So they began to celebrate.

25"Meanwhile, the older son was in the field. When he came near the house, he heard music and dancing. 26So he called one of the servants and asked him what was going on. 27'Your brother has come,' he replied, 'and your father has killed the fattened calf because he has him back safe and sound.'

28"The older brother became angry and refused to go in. So his father went out and pleaded with him. 29But he answered his father, 'Look! All these years I've been slaving for you and never disobeyed your orders. Yet you never gave me even a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends. 30But when this son of yours who has squandered your property with prostitutes comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!'

31" 'My son,' the father said, 'you are always with me, and everything I have is yours. 32But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.' "

^^ You really are a jackass hahaa

Originally Posted by Slamcock

^^ You really are a jackass hahaa

It took my invoking the word of the Lord to seal it for ya, huh?

Originally Posted by kritter65

It's weird. Earlier in the day, I thought to myself "I bet those guys come back any day now. They'll ask to come back, the mods will let bygones be bygones, and all will be well. Later on in life, we'll all look back on this and laugh about it...". And it basically came true the same day I thought about it.

What's REALLY creepy is that I was thinking about this while lathering up in the shower in the morning.

So, uh....did you cum?

Originally Posted by Hayden Fox

It's just nice to have the proverbial band back together.

In my time away from this place, I thought every now and again about why TBS was started. We did it because we all got along and wanted a carefree place to call our own, where there were no 35Petes to bring us down with their ridiculous policies. And that's what TBS is, even though I lost sight of that for a little while.

'Tis joyous to be back among those whom I know, like and respect. I can't emphasize that enough.

We may not agree on everything, but it's damn good to be here nonetheless.

The nice thing is I get the full use of my ever expanding vocabulary.

Today's word: ax wound. If you aren't familiar with it, you should be, in several respects.

The problem with those cocksuckers at TBS is that they move from the typical move of limiting you from saying "fuck" or "cunt" to trying to force you to act in a certain manner. Fuck that shit.

I appreciate this place, and I will defend my right to call you a fucking cocksucker to the death. Fucking cocksuckers.

Yeah.