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    The Naked Wizard was Tasered? Oh the humanity! (NSFW)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_190502.html

    HAHAHAHAHAHA....AAHAA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    oh...dear god...you have to watch that video...

    It gets real interesting at the 2:50 mark.



    The police officers beg and plead for the man to put on his robes, but all the Naked Wizard wants to do is be free of his wizard sleeves and hang in the breeze. He throws his colorful garb onto the grass.

    "It doesn't have to stop," the Naked Wizard says.

    "I'll tell you what," the cop says. "You can have a great time -- but you can have an even better time if you put your clothes on...Can I get them for you?"

    The officer grabs the gown and tosses to the Naked Wizard, but he casts it away again. Then the cops put on their rubber gloves, and things get ugly.

    Herewith, the best Tasering video since "Don't Tase me bro!"

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    The naked wizard should conjure up a penis.

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    One, thats the tiniest dick i've ever seen.
    Two, what a nightmare for the cops, a whole huge crowd and it kept getting worse.
    Three, every fuckstick with a camera these days wants to fuck the cops. In reality, they did nothing wrong here as they gave him more than enough time to cooperate before he started resisting.

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    I agree RTG.

    I think a very small percentage of cops do use tasering as a "punishment" tactic...

    ...but the way he was resisting after he realized the reality that he was in trouble put the cops and the naked wizard both in danger - so he deserved the tasering.

    He was obviously hopped up on something...which again you don't want to mess around with if you are a cop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMNY83 View Post
    The naked wizard should conjure up a penis.
    You made me spit my drink out.
    Last edited by calr; 04-24-2009 at 03:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl J. Ironsides View Post
    You made me spit my drink out.
    It's true...that was a full out laugh when I read that one. Nice work JMNY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMNY83 View Post
    The naked wizard should conjure up a penis.
    Post of the year right there.

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