So this BP Oil thing...

**MauvaisSang** · 06-03-2010 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by The Common Man

Hear me out... What if we jammed it full of millions of those little dinosaurs that expand when they get wet? Just keep them dry until they get down there then fire them in and plug it up. Once they reach full Dino-size it will be fixed.

And for good measure only use T-rex, Stegosaurus, Triceratops, and pterydactyls. None of that pussy brontosaurus, diplodoclus, or Hadrosaurus bullshit.

Brontosaurus. Pffft. That's not even a real fucking dinosaur.

**Smashingt** · 06-03-2010 11:23 PM

BP is that friend who will do anything you say, but do it really half assed.

**sukie** · 06-04-2010 12:55 PM

I believe it wasn't BP that built that rig platform. Funny how they are getting 100% of the media blame... Not defending them since it appears to me that corners were cut etc. Swiss company Transoceanic LTD built the thing.

**Officer Joseph J Whitestick** · 06-04-2010 01:26 PM

They still ran the rig even though they knew there was problems with it.

**sukie** · 06-04-2010 01:55 PM

Problems with construction. That's kinda like blaming the dead drivers of faulty toyotas for still driving the cars.

**Officer Joseph J Whitestick** · 06-04-2010 02:02 PM

And they should be blamed. Oh shit you mean my car accelerates itself and I have no way to stop it?

fuck it, lets go for a spin.

**treydawg** · 06-04-2010 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by sukie

Problems with construction. That's kinda like blaming the dead drivers of faulty toyotas for still driving the cars.

I believe BP knew there was an issue and still didn't stop operations. That is their fault really. Glad I got out of RIG a year ago

**The Common Man** · 06-04-2010 03:14 PM

Who fucking cares anyway. Those fatass old ladies in Florida love getting all oiled up to lay on the beach anyway.

**JoeMama** · 06-09-2010 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by MauvaisSang

Brontosaurus. Pffft. That's not even a real fucking dinosaur.

I knew I wasn't the only one that read that recently.

All my dinosaur books from the 80's are so passe.

**MauvaisSang** · 06-09-2010 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by JoeMama

I knew I wasn't the only one that read that recently.

All my dinosaur books from the 80's are so passe.

That was shattering to learn. I believe in nothing now.

**Officer Joseph J Whitestick** · 06-09-2010 05:04 PM

The T-Rex wasn't a predator either. He was a scavenger.

**JoeMama** · 06-09-2010 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by The Common Man

Who fucking cares anyway. Those fatass old ladies in Florida love getting all oiled up to lay on the beach anyway.

We're all leather faced and gross.

You're right to hate us. Eww.

**MauvaisSang** · 06-09-2010 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by FWIWMyNameIsJoe

The T-Rex wasn't a predator either. He was a scavenger.

Stop it.

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