Let's write the next great song!

**Mr. TBS** · 07-31-2009 01:50 PM

I totally need your help.

Music is what makes the world go round. I really think that we here at TBS.com could benefit greatly from the next great song. Think of it! WE COULD TOTALLY PAY FOR THIS SITE!

Now...here is my plan.

I need everyone to post some lyrics in this thread. I will try and use everybody's but if it doesn't fit with the music I come up with...then it's no good. I will do my best to find the parallel between everyone's submissions...no worries - if submissions don't make sense when looked at next to each other...they sure will when I'm done with them!

I will record the music and lyrics and post it up here.

I noticed we could put it up on itunes and sell it (of course it'll cost money to put it up there...but money is no object!)

Who wants to start?

**Uncle Jesse** · 07-31-2009 02:01 PM

I wrote a song/rap (out of bordem) about crab Rangoon, it's pretty sweet actually. I'll find the lyrics and type 'em up here in a bit.

**Mr. TBS** · 07-31-2009 02:04 PM

I smell hits!

**Jiggle Billy** · 07-31-2009 03:18 PM

Show me your zombie penis
Upon further review
I've made a terrible mistake
I've discovered I'm partial
To devices which mimic gigantic horned and ridged dragon penises
Which cum eggs into my anus
Is penasia the plural to penis?
I'm not sure.

**Wiener Knife** · 07-31-2009 03:23 PM

i FEEL LIKE JACKSON AND i COLLABORATED ON THAT ONE!

**Jiggle Billy** · 07-31-2009 03:24 PM

Yes yes, due credit to Matt.

**stepsukie** · 07-31-2009 03:32 PM

I take pills fo acid reflux.
I suck dicks fo Chuck-E-Cheez bucks.

~Andy Milonakis.

**Jay** · 07-31-2009 04:21 PM

The wind gently blows up my man skirt.
Suddenly I feel the urge to poop large poops all over midgets.
The midgets run in terror, but one stays behind.
This midget's name is Al. He's rather aroused and bends over.
I wake up with morning wood.
It's all over
Sadly, it's all over

**The Invisible Hand** · 07-31-2009 04:47 PM

i'm not batman, i'm no bruce wayne

**calr** · 07-31-2009 05:28 PM

Back to the street where we began
Feeling as good as lovers can, you know
That we're feeling so good
picking up things we shouldn't read
it looks like the end of history as you know
its just the end of the world
Back to the street where we began
Feeling as good as love
Because you can

**Jiggle Billy** · 07-31-2009 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by ASmizz

i'm not batman, i'm no bruce wayne

I may be handsome but I won't try to retain
my damsels in distress; they can stay dispossessed
you may try and protest but I ain't payin' no ransom

**The Invisible Hand** · 07-31-2009 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Ignatius B. Fisticuffs

I may be handsome but I won't try to retain
my damsels in distress; they can stay dispossessed
you may try and protest but I ain't payin' no ransom

i'll be chillin at the bar
with my man Ted Dansen
Looking at the ladies
for some vag to put my hands in

**stepsukie** · 07-31-2009 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by ASmizz

i'll be chillin at the bar
with my man Ted Dansen
Looking at the ladies
for some vag to put my hands in

i end up at some drunk slobs's crib
her vag is so sloppy, i'ma be needin a bib
she said "wait a second while i take off my bra"
then out came those nasty titties. AW NAWWWW

**The Invisible Hand** · 07-31-2009 05:46 PM

put on my pants
ran for the door
aint no way
i was touchin the whore

**stepsukie** · 07-31-2009 05:48 PM

runnin round the corner, what did i see?
that gross whore's dog, takin a pee.

**Jay** · 07-31-2009 06:36 PM

I punched the whore right in her pussy
Then snagged the dog and started to get busy
the dog started to yelp and started to bark
so I decided I needed to fuck a shark

**stepsukie** · 07-31-2009 06:42 PM

I sped downtown to the County Marina
Rented a boat named "Pasqualina"
Rode out to the dark blue water
Made shark chum out of the whore's baby daughter

Toughsy · 07-31-2009 07:35 PM

You'd think I was done, but no fuckin way
I'm bout to bang out this broad behind a B.K
She was slurping my dick like I was a chef,
but that's how it fucking goes when i'm DTF.

**Jiggle Billy** · 07-31-2009 07:39 PM

I sped downtown to the County Marina
Rented a boat named "Pasqualina"
Rode out to the dark blue water
Made shark chum out of the whore's baby daughter

Shark was like "shit son, that child's delicious
Who'da thought a whore child would taste like Bisquick?
Well my tummy's full and I'm feelin kinda' kinky
Here's some Natty Ice, let's commence the drinking"

**stepsukie** · 07-31-2009 07:49 PM

As the night rolled a long, we got more inebriated
Our mouths had diarrhea, our brains constipated
Then i said "O shit we done drifted out to far!"
Sharkie said "U fuckin drunk, we be sittin in a car!"

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