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    Let's write the next great song!

    I totally need your help.

    Music is what makes the world go round. I really think that we here at TBS.com could benefit greatly from the next great song. Think of it! WE COULD TOTALLY PAY FOR THIS SITE!

    Now...here is my plan.

    I need everyone to post some lyrics in this thread. I will try and use everybody's but if it doesn't fit with the music I come up with...then it's no good. I will do my best to find the parallel between everyone's submissions...no worries - if submissions don't make sense when looked at next to each other...they sure will when I'm done with them!

    I will record the music and lyrics and post it up here.

    I noticed we could put it up on itunes and sell it (of course it'll cost money to put it up there...but money is no object!)

    Who wants to start?

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    I wrote a song/rap (out of bordem) about crab Rangoon, it's pretty sweet actually. I'll find the lyrics and type 'em up here in a bit.

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    i FEEL LIKE JACKSON AND i COLLABORATED ON THAT ONE!

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    Yes yes, due credit to Matt.

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    I like turtles Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay Is a message board God Jay's Avatar
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    The wind gently blows up my man skirt.
    Suddenly I feel the urge to poop large poops all over midgets.
    The midgets run in terror, but one stays behind.
    This midget's name is Al. He's rather aroused and bends over.
    I wake up with morning wood.
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    Txt STOP 2 quit The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand Is a message board God The Invisible Hand's Avatar
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    Back to the street where we began
    Feeling as good as lovers can, you know
    That we're feeling so good
    picking up things we shouldn't read
    it looks like the end of history as you know
    its just the end of the world
    Back to the street where we began
    Feeling as good as love
    Because you can

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASmizz View Post
    i'm not batman, i'm no bruce wayne
    I may be handsome but I won't try to retain
    my damsels in distress; they can stay dispossessed
    you may try and protest but I ain't payin' no ransom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignatius B. Fisticuffs View Post
    I may be handsome but I won't try to retain
    my damsels in distress; they can stay dispossessed
    you may try and protest but I ain't payin' no ransom
    i'll be chillin at the bar
    with my man Ted Dansen
    Looking at the ladies
    for some vag to put my hands in

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASmizz View Post
    i'll be chillin at the bar
    with my man Ted Dansen
    Looking at the ladies
    for some vag to put my hands in
    i end up at some drunk slobs's crib
    her vag is so sloppy, i'ma be needin a bib
    she said "wait a second while i take off my bra"
    then out came those nasty titties. AW NAWWWW
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    put on my pants
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    runnin round the corner, what did i see?
    that gross whore's dog, takin a pee.

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    I punched the whore right in her pussy
    Then snagged the dog and started to get busy
    the dog started to yelp and started to bark
    so I decided I needed to fuck a shark

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    I sped downtown to the County Marina
    Rented a boat named "Pasqualina"
    Rode out to the dark blue water
    Made shark chum out of the whore's baby daughter

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    I'm bout to bang out this broad behind a B.K
    She was slurping my dick like I was a chef,
    but that's how it fucking goes when i'm DTF.

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    I sped downtown to the County Marina
    Rented a boat named "Pasqualina"
    Rode out to the dark blue water
    Made shark chum out of the whore's baby daughter
    Shark was like "shit son, that child's delicious
    Who'da thought a whore child would taste like Bisquick?
    Well my tummy's full and I'm feelin kinda' kinky
    Here's some Natty Ice, let's commence the drinking"
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    As the night rolled a long, we got more inebriated
    Our mouths had diarrhea, our brains constipated
    Then i said "O shit we done drifted out to far!"
    Sharkie said "U fuckin drunk, we be sittin in a car!"

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