Thread: The 909 Standard

So, at the bar with my friends tonight, we were talking about a new way to talk about women openly without threat of reprisal. It's very easy to say "she's a 10" or "definitely a 4" while sounding like a complete douche in the eyes of the potential betrothed. So we happened upon the 909 standard, which applies as follows:

1st number - quality of woman's face, on a scale of 1-9
2nd number - number of beers it would take for you to fuck. scale of 0 to however many beers it takes for you to be rendered inoperable as a human being
3rd number - quality of woman's body, on a scale of 1-9

909 is obviously the perfect chick. This way, you can talk about girls in the open, and it sounds like you're just talking about math, integer overflows, or internet errors or some shit. "Totally a 404, dude. Totally a 404."

DISCUSS.

i used to go with sports players jerseys 0-99 and things that represent the numbers 0-10 but i got too confused, this could work the 909 scale

Could get a bit confusing when you get to the 4122's. But I'm a fan nonetheless.

Not bad.